I smell pee

Is it not bad enought that I arrive to work this morning humming "twinkle, twinkle, little starrrrr"?* Now I'm sitting at my desk, and my nose is telling me that the toddler needs a new diaper. The toddler who is a good 3 km away from me. How very strange the olfactory sense is.

Then again, maybe I'm having a stroke or something.

I think I'm possibly just a little over-stressed at having notified my boss that I'll be moving along (employment-wise) in two weeks, and hoping to hell that the deal to sell our house goes smoothly over the next three business days. All of this on a very punctuated five to six hours of sleep per night.

At least the pee-scented toddler sleeps well at night. Somebody in our house ought to.


* The family gave me a drive to work this morning in the Tan Van (sans the Golden An, unfortunately), and that was the last number  in the family sing-along.


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Posted bythemikestand at 12:31 PM  

8 stepped up to the mike:

Sassy said... 1:11 PM, May 02, 2006  

I hear ya....wish i could give MY boss two weeks' notice these days...

sween said... 3:02 PM, May 02, 2006  

Thanks goodness that when I smell pee I KNOW it's me.

Jess Riley said... 4:57 PM, May 02, 2006  

"I smell pee." hehehehe! *sigh*

I think I need more sleep at night, too.

Big Daddy said... 5:48 PM, May 02, 2006  

I heard somewhere that people having strokes/epileptic seizures smell either a metallic smell, baked goods, or bacon.

Don't know if that's true, but figured I'd share some random useless info.

jurgen nation said... 7:53 AM, May 03, 2006  

Awwww...km. That's so cute. ;) This is completely random, but I'm irked that we didn't go metric.

Jessica said... 10:02 AM, May 04, 2006  

If you think you smell pee, perhaps you should check yo' self!

Hope you get some rest soon.

themikestand said... 10:05 AM, May 04, 2006  

Jessica: I thought we'd already determined it was Sween.

Jessica said... 11:11 AM, May 04, 2006  

Too funny...

Oh and LOVE what you just wrote on my car post - you crack me up!

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