AI5 - Pickled, at last.

Dear Kellie: You knew it couldn't last. America would figure out that your talent is mediocre, your ability to personalize songs nonexistent, and your plain inability to stray from countrifying nearly everything that passes through your lips. A valiant effort, my dear. Top six? I'm not sure whether to say congratulations, or weep for the future of pop music in America. A promising career in pop-country (or entertainment news reporting, or soft porn) awaits you.


Y'all come back now, y'hear?


 (aside: Gah. Do you really think Paris could be next?)
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Posted bythemikestand at 10:17 AM  

5 stepped up to the mike:

Sassy said... 10:52 AM, April 27, 2006  

I think Paris SHOULD go next. But, thank GOD it was Kellie last night. Sadly, I had to miss the episode.. :( But, i whooped and hollered for JOY when I found out.

sween said... 2:36 PM, April 27, 2006  

A promising career in pop-country (or entertainment news reporting, or soft porn) awaits you.

I just wanted to say that this made me laugh.

themikestand said... 11:05 AM, April 28, 2006  

High praise, Sween. Thanks :-)

jamie ford said... 5:41 PM, May 01, 2006  

Did you see that image going around the net of her in her prom dress. Holy schnikes! Larry Flynt must have her on speed-dial by now.

themikestand said... 2:41 PM, May 02, 2006  

jamie: In fact, I did NOT see that image going around. Feel free to make with the linkage!

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